heat :/

cant be bothered to blog much

too hot to do anything

bleh

god gawd some people...

How unreliable can you get, i could only go out 11 till 2 or 4 onwards, when do they call, 3, right smack in the middle. *facepalm* silly people

beat the crap out of some foam tubes today at karate, then used said tubes to beat the crap out of each other, SO FUN.

If you cant do something first time, you arent Chuck Norris.

You know, you'd think people would take more time to look now adays, when you just stop and pay attention to the people aroound you, its amazing how much you never realised, but then again, somethings are best left unknown, also a problem for people, they absolutly HAVE to know, the think the only way to find out is to pester and annoy, i prefer the above method, slowing down a little. ive only thought of it cause i nearly got hit by a car (again) but whats the point of haveing a life if you arent going to take a risk every now and again, i just cant avoid doing dangerous things, probably cause its what i live for, dangerous, stupid and unorthadox things, like climbing and parkour.

Stuck in the middle, gotta make the choice, gotta get off the fence, but i like the fence, its a good vantage point to see what happens, see whats up, and just generally be like a ninja.

NINJA SHEEP :O

They're after jack.

Oh well.

What am i on about?

Nothing.

Anyway, i want something new to happen, yano, something that'll really mix things up, but it just dont happen, everyones just too content for my likeing, but when did i get anything in my favor? Maybe i should do something really crazy, just to mix it up, vehiculer mansluaghter? No? :( Such a shame.

I always wanted to learn how to pilot an aircraft, it just seems such an awesome thing to do. Watch the world from a different angle, pull of some awesome flight manuevers, spend a while with the lads in the RAF, good bunch of blighters them, earn plenty of money working for an airline, then fuck up and fly through the pearly gates of heaven. ON FIRE! How awesome would that be. Of course, the end would come while flying solo in my own plane, i wouldnt want to take anyone with me. Thats what i want to do.

legends :)

seem as tho every1 else has done a legends blog, i mite as well follow suite.

Dan:

1:super silky smooth (i treat him like a master of the art of smooth)
2:some AWESOME LOLZ
3:he actaully doesnt share his problems, like SOME people (hint hint)

Jack S:

1:plenty of good lolz (i mean loads)
2:iz good for practising evilness on.
3:explorer buddy
4:his problems have made me think and now im like a master of understanding, even if i do get a bit impatient

Garreg:

1:GARREG IZ LEGEND

Norrish:

1Crazy lolz
2:awesome hair

Amy:

1: the only other person that seems to blog anymore.

David:

1:the only person i know that can turn a red bull can into an IED with just stuff in his shed.
2:goes along with my evil planz. >:-)

Robert:

1:understands
2:we can just talk for ages about failure in the military and government and keep taking the piss the whole time

there we go, some of ma legend peps.

mischief

hehe, i cudnt help myself, shud get better typing skills, it was SO obvious.

fools hope

fools hope is foolish, that is why im giving up on it, its all about the future now. yes amy that also means that im not going to or do anything perverted anymore. history is done, and now it is going to stay history. unless of course things change again, but the quite frankly horrible person ive been lately has gone. ive been such idiot.

well, i dunno

im just gonna strain for somein to say cuz im bored.

coldplay. fuckin amazing. 1 of ma favorites. just cant get enough of viva la vida or fix you.

'When you love someone but it goes not waste,
could it be worse,

Lights will guide you home,
and ignite your bones,
and i will try,
to fix you

high up above or down below,
when your too in love to let it go,
but if you never try you'll never know,
just what you were'

fix you, x&y, awesome.

beats muse anyday :P

when i hear this i just wanna sing along and i dont care how many people lose their hearing as a result, well, i would but thats not the point.

the story to fill the gap

Havnt blogged in ages so im just gonna do a brief cover over of whats gone on.

had her lost her simple as.
i set up a few life guidlines ive made up for myself:

1:act like a gentlemen only when they deserve gentlemen like treatment.
2:never cling to the past, let it go and embrace the future.
3:dont lie, cheat or steal, well lieing is leniant when it is for the best.
4: no killing
5:treat girlfriends with complete loyalty and respect and love.
6:no racism
7:carefully prioritise, with those who deserve the time first, i.e. girlfriends.s
8:loosely follow 1, 2, 3,
9:treat the others as laws of life.
10:follow 9. etc


i passed my karate grading and im now a red belt, ive strated my DoE and ive got it all sorted out, and thats about it. Oh just 1 thing, Mrs Legrand sucks mega girrafe abortions